LavaScript Cheat Sheet

Convictional Reference · Deterministic Execution · EMPTY#-Safe · Bound by Contained Pi

Core Primitives — The 10 Keywords

KeywordDefinitionTranspiles ToCategory
highkeyHard assertion. Must be true or program halts.if(truth(x)===true)Control Flow
lowkeySoft assertion. Preferred but not enforced.if(truth(x)!==false)Control Flow
pulseDefines a function / cognitive unit.functionStructure
cookDeterministic transform. Input → Output.__LAVA.cook(x)Transform
vibeClamped scalar. Range [-1.0, 1.0].__LAVA.vibe(x)Type System
truthTruth check. Returns true, false, or 'fr'.__LAVA.truth(x)Type System
voidStable zero-state. Intentional absence.__LAVA.void()State
broInterrupt signal. Routes to EMPTY#.throw Error('bro_interrupt')Error
gapState transition. A → B./* gap: a -> b */Flow
stabilizePipes confirmation to the Body (console).__LAVA.stabilize(msg)Output
emptycatchTry block. Errors route to void, never crash.try{...}catch(e){return void}Safety
fr"For real." Third truth state.'fr'Type System
wildAnomaly detected. Unstable state marker.{_wild:true}Type System

Slang Vocabulary — Confirmation & Agreement

SlangMeaningTranspiles ToExample
betConfirmed. I'm on it.stabilize("bet — confirmed")"bet, run it"
factsAbsolute truth. Undeniable.highkey(true)"facts, no cap"
no capNo lie. I'm being real.highkey(true)"no cap, that's valid"
deadassSeriously. For real for real.highkey(true)"deadass, send it"
wordI agree. Truth.truth(true)"word, bet that"
validLegitimate. Checks out.highkey(truth(true))"this is valid"
goatedPeak state. Greatest of all time.stabilize("goated")"goated, no cap"
Highkey: "facts no cap this is valid"
→ transpiles to: highkey(true); highkey(true); highkey(truth(true))

Slang Vocabulary — Rejection & Disagreement

SlangMeaningTranspiles ToExample
capLie. False. Invalid.bro("cap detected")"cap, that's sus"
nahNo. Reject.lowkey(false)"nah, washed"
pressedToo worked up. Overreacting.bro("too pressed")"pressed, bro"
susSuspicious. Unverified.lowkey(truth(false))"that's sus"
washedDone. Over. Finished.void"washed, let it go"
Highkey: "cap that's sus nah"
→ transpiles to: bro("cap detected"); lowkey(truth(false)); lowkey(false)

Slang Vocabulary — Intensity & Amplification

SlangMeaningTranspiles ToExample
madVery. Extremely. (East Coast)vibe(0.9)"mad facts"
hellaA lot. Maximum. (West Coast)vibe(1.0)"hella valid"
wickedIntensely. (New England)vibe(0.95)"wicked good"
bareVery. Lots. (UK/London)vibe(0.7)"bare facts"
Highkey: "mad facts hella valid"
→ transpiles to: vibe(0.9); highkey(true); vibe(1.0); highkey(truth(true))

Slang Vocabulary — Flow & Execution

SlangMeaningTranspiles ToExample
run itExecute. Start the function.pulse"bet, run it"
send itCommit. Push. Deploy.stabilize("sent")"send it RN"
pull upTransition. Come through.gap"pull up, switch up"
bet thatTransform this. Cook it.cook"bet that, flip it"

Slang Vocabulary — Transformation

SlangMeaningTranspiles ToExample
flipTransform. Change state.cook"flip the pattern"
switch upChange direction. State shift.gap"switch up the flow"
glow upLevel up. Peak transformation.stabilize("glow up")"glow up complete"
remixReconstruct. Sovereign rebuild.cook"remix the structure"

Urgency Markers

SlangMeaningTranspiles To
RNRight now. Immediate execution./* urgency: right now */
ASAPAs soon as possible./* urgency: asap */

Complete Example — Convictional Program

LavaScript Input:
pulse main() { emptycatch { no cap; mad facts; highkey(truth(true)) { send it; }; lowkey(truth(false)) { cap; }; } } run it;

Transpiled JavaScript:
function main() { try { highkey(true); vibe(0.9); highkey(true); if(__LAVA.truth(true)===true) { __LAVA.stabilize("sent"); }; if(__LAVA.truth(false)!==false) { __LAVA.bro("cap detected"); }; } catch(e) { if(e.message&&e.message.includes("bro_interrupt")) return __LAVA.void(); throw e; } } pulse;

Result: Three assertions fire. "Sent" confirmed. Cap detected → routed to EMPTY# → void. Program continues. Dimension never crashes.